By Ann-Marie Stoehr

Independence disorder

Frequent bouts of freedom

Severe refusal of conformity

Vivid imagination syndrome

Synaptic malfunctions resulting in inexplicable laughter

Reckless bouncing

Display of lack of engagement in repetitive tasks

Repeated questioning of authority

Inability to adapt to catatonic state requirements

Compulsion to react impulsively

Obsessive bursts of energy

Play addiction

Violent displays of affection