Mother of 13 year-old boy:

"Motherhood has made a man of me." More

Lifeguard to misbehaving 8 year old: 

"You're on thin ice, buster." More

Little boy, 2 1/2 maybe and still in diapers, pulling a little frog in his wagon

Mother: "What do you want to do with the froggie, honey?"
Boy: "Hurt him. I wanna hurt the fwoggie." More

Boy around 10:

"Mom, can I throw my shoe at the pigeon?" More

Ben, age 6

"I like girls who are not tomboys -- the other kind." More

Jack, age 7

Mother: "Hurry up and get your homework over with."
Jack: "But I don't want to get it over with. I want to enjoy it."

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Hayden, age 7

Mother picking up Hayden after play date: "Hurry up, we need to go."

Hayden: "Can I first kill Jack?" More

Hayden and Omar, age 8

Hayden: "Girls get on my nerves. I've got 17 of them on me every day."
Omar: "I've got more than that -- 18 or more." More

Jesus, age 10

"Boys can be nice but some get mad too fast. Being fair is important to boys." More

Diego, age 8

"Sometimes boys can't cooncentrate because some people tell them what to do and they have a lot on their minds." More